Nadomtgen is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, thoughtless mole.

Nadomtgen created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Nadomtgen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nadomtgen, he will try to impress you with trees.

Nadomtgen's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nadomtgen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Nadomtgen in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not prepare lentils while filled with pride.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never feed lemons to frogs while wearing shoes.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.