Dumdabbon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, humane hyena.

Dumdabbon created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumdabbon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dumdabbon, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dumdabbon's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dumdabbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study archaea on holy days.

2. Never prepare tomatoes during summer.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not record signs concerning black holes.