Misponxemgon is a god.

It takes the form of a small, capable alligator.

Misponxemgon created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Misponxemgon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Misponxemgon, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Misponxemgon's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Misponxemgon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

4. Do not sprint at mountains.

5. Never allow squirrels to witness sacred rites.