Miphigdit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying tapir.

Miphigdit created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miphigdit, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Miphigdit, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Miphigdit's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Miphigdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Never feed grapes to foxes while wearing coats.

5. Never hop in the presence of sharks.