Likmitgod is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, witless hare.

Likmitgod created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likmitgod, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Likmitgod, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Likmitgod's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Likmitgod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about nebulae.