Yattxenlam is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, grumpy dingo.

Yattxenlam created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattxenlam, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yattxenlam, he will think nothing of it.

Yattxenlam's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Yattxenlam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of corn to otters while wearing yellow hats.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Never go into black rooms.