Donlakhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, amazing finch.

Donlakhiv created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Donlakhiv, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Donlakhiv, she will torture you forever.

Donlakhiv's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Donlakhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Never prepare wheat during spring.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

5. Do not hurt birds.