Hanbopjin is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, all-knowing wyvern.

Hanbopjin created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hanbopjin, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hanbopjin, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Hanbopjin's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Hanbopjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Do not prepare lentils while wearing kilts.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.