Rowbosscenxinominfigduss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unsympathetic hippopotamus.

Rowbosscenxinominfigduss created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Rowbosscenxinominfigduss, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rowbosscenxinominfigduss, she will send minions to preach to you.

Rowbosscenxinominfigduss' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rowbosscenxinominfigduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with brown.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Never feed lots of bananas to rats while wearing indigo corsets.

4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.