Milyarppad is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, narcissistic alligator.

Milyarppad created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Milyarppad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Milyarppad, she will send you a sign.

Milyarppad's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Milyarppad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Milyarppad's name in vain.

2. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

3. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Always wash your back before prayer.