Stikgonduss is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, merciful capybara.

Stikgonduss created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Stikgonduss, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stikgonduss, he will turn you into a dog.

Stikgonduss' most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Stikgonduss' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Feed all hungry ants.

3. Never wear green trousers on sacred days.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Fast once a month.