Damwitart is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane otter.

Damwitart created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damwitart, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Damwitart, she will send you a sign.

Damwitart's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Damwitart's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges on holy days.

2. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.

3. Always help sick capybaras.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never paint your feet gray.