Arflakarmpark is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unfair dolphin.

Arflakarmpark created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arflakarmpark, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Arflakarmpark, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Arflakarmpark's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Arflakarmpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arflakarmpark.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never leap near pigs.