Cunvolbif is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, caring hamster.

Cunvolbif created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunvolbif, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cunvolbif, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cunvolbif's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cunvolbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of ducks.

2. Do not keep seven monkeys in a large pit.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not prepare rice while filled with anger.