Stippitlib is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, almighty salamander.

Stippitlib created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stippitlib, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stippitlib, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Stippitlib's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Stippitlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Do not contemplate dark energy during the night.

3. Hide from mauve dolphins for they are unholy.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never cross crossroads at midnight.