Ratcimgun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, dishonest wyrm.

Ratcimgun created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratcimgun, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ratcimgun, she will laugh at you.

Ratcimgun's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Ratcimgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of children.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Ratcimgun loves voles, so they must be honoured.