Capfligbet is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive raccoon.

Capfligbet created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Capfligbet, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Capfligbet, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Capfligbet's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Capfligbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare bananas while filled with anger.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

4. Do not laugh at crossroads.

5. Always wash your chest before prayer.