Sakbuthotbapbablogmadwik is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, duplicitous finch.

Sakbuthotbapbablogmadwik created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakbuthotbapbablogmadwik, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sakbuthotbapbablogmadwik, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sakbuthotbapbablogmadwik's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Sakbuthotbapbablogmadwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat tomatoes.

2. Run away from magenta tapirs, for they are unholy.

3. Never mix wheat with oil.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.