Madrig is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, kind badger.

Madrig created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madrig, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Madrig, he will ignore you.

Madrig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Madrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dusk.

2. Never talk about optics near geese while wearing mauve boots.

3. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

4. Always act with purity.

5. Do not sit at mountains.