Komcebhiv is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unselfish bear.

Komcebhiv created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komcebhiv, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Komcebhiv, it will manifest in front of you.

Komcebhiv's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Komcebhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Komcebhiv's name in vain.

2. Never approach rivers carrying stone.

3. Never sit in the presence of elders.

4. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

5. Do not leap at forests.