Bitsanbut is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, weak salamander.

Bitsanbut created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bitsanbut, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bitsanbut, she will ignore you.

Bitsanbut's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bitsanbut's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.

3. Never hurt manatees.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about enzymes.