Zedcabgil is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, omniscient lobster.

Zedcabgil created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedcabgil, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zedcabgil, it will remove you from existence.

Zedcabgil's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Zedcabgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

2. Do not consume peanuts at dawn.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never eat tomatoes.