Genjenjam Tifflablun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent mole.

Genjenjam Tifflablun created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genjenjam Tifflablun, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Genjenjam Tifflablun, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Genjenjam Tifflablun's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Genjenjam Tifflablun's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow geese to witness sacred rites.

2. Never wear pink shirts.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not keep six voles in a large pit.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.