Nibtonkgub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful butterfly.

Nibtonkgub created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibtonkgub, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nibtonkgub, he will turn you into a plant.

Nibtonkgub's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Nibtonkgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.