Bomjatgud Nuttcisscip is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, humorless scorpion.

Bomjatgud Nuttcisscip created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomjatgud Nuttcisscip, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bomjatgud Nuttcisscip, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bomjatgud Nuttcisscip's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bomjatgud Nuttcisscip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

2. Never speak at midday.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.