Gidfligpodrip is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, caring wren.

Gidfligpodrip created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidfligpodrip, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gidfligpodrip, it will not care at all.

Gidfligpodrip's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Gidfligpodrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.

4. Never fashion tools from wood.

5. Always stare at clouds.