Narldotnan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful giraffe.

Narldotnan created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narldotnan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Narldotnan, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Narldotnan's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Narldotnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with envy.

2. Run away if seven ducks approach from the north.

3. You must love Narldotnan.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Pray only in shadows.