Larpwappon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic dragonfly.

Larpwappon created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpwappon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Larpwappon, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Larpwappon's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Larpwappon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to ducks while wearing trousers.

2. Always help sheep.

3. Never fashion tools from clay.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Do not place garlic upon stone.