Budgenhas is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, clever turtle.

Budgenhas created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budgenhas, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Budgenhas, it will turn you into a mouse.

Budgenhas' most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Budgenhas' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry manatees.

2. Budgenhas must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Pray towards the south.