Mifbonkcebqueegcuttargdap is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, impressive monkey.

Mifbonkcebqueegcuttargdap created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mifbonkcebqueegcuttargdap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mifbonkcebqueegcuttargdap, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mifbonkcebqueegcuttargdap's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Mifbonkcebqueegcuttargdap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mifbonkcebqueegcuttargdap.

2. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Mifbonkcebqueegcuttargdap in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Do not chop down trees.