Busmating is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, resourceful lobster.

Busmating created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busmating, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Busmating, it will cry a lot.

Busmating's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Busmating's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured squirrels.

2. Always remove coats before entering holy places.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not wear shoes marked with black.