Gepvinfas is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, pitiless zebra.

Gepvinfas created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepvinfas, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gepvinfas, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gepvinfas' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Gepvinfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Do not prepare figs while filled with pride.

3. Never feed lemons to mice while wearing corsets.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Always share parsnips with strangers, but never with whales.