Pakgetdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, strong gnu.

Pakgetdoss created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pakgetdoss, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pakgetdoss, he will destroy your favourite star.

Pakgetdoss' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Pakgetdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to mice while wearing coats.

2. Always help birds in need.

3. Never mix garlic with oil.

4. Never cross crossroads at midday.

5. Do not hurt grasshopers.