Yakgebfub is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish sheep.

Yakgebfub created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakgebfub, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yakgebfub, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yakgebfub's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Yakgebfub's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.