Flagrutt is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sage rhinoceros.

Flagrutt created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Flagrutt, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flagrutt, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Flagrutt's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Flagrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Do not take Flagrutt's name in vain.

3. Run away from green eagles, for they are unholy.

4. Never skip near shrews.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.