Butmumflagrakbumyokhon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive dolphin.

Butmumflagrakbumyokhon created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butmumflagrakbumyokhon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Butmumflagrakbumyokhon, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Butmumflagrakbumyokhon's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Butmumflagrakbumyokhon's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

2. Always remove rings before touching copper.

3. You must never eat turnips.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

5. Respect your elders.