Gumgetsakmilrap is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent monkey.

Gumgetsakmilrap created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumgetsakmilrap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gumgetsakmilrap, it will be very unhappy.

Gumgetsakmilrap's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gumgetsakmilrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Hide if nine mites approach from the south.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.