Cumdubman is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, thoughtless meerkat.

Cumdubman created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumdubman, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cumdubman, he will torture you forever.

Cumdubman's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cumdubman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during autumn.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cumdubman.