Zognellpit is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, witless octopus.

Zognellpit created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zognellpit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zognellpit, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Zognellpit's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Zognellpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near nematodes while wearing turquoise scarves and balancing six tin spheres on your neck.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must pray to Zognellpit nine times a day.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always help sick sharks.