Dobwegsaktunsinpas is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, astonishing salamander.

Dobwegsaktunsinpas created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobwegsaktunsinpas, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dobwegsaktunsinpas, he will turn you into a rock.

Dobwegsaktunsinpas' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Dobwegsaktunsinpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

3. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

4. Always help grasshopers.

5. Do not travel during summer.