Sitpangranquaflinflambeg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying crocodile.

Sitpangranquaflinflambeg created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitpangranquaflinflambeg, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sitpangranquaflinflambeg, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sitpangranquaflinflambeg's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Sitpangranquaflinflambeg's Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Never allow aardvarks to witness sacred rites.

5. Worship no other gods but Sitpangranquaflinflambeg.