Lendagdap is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, happy weasel.

Lendagdap created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lendagdap, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lendagdap, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lendagdap's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Lendagdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle titanium while unclean.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never mention turtles.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.