Homwiphenrull is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, tiresome ant.

Homwiphenrull created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homwiphenrull, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Homwiphenrull, it will make you grow a tail.

Homwiphenrull's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Homwiphenrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Always help turtles.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.