Yokrawvag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful dugong.

Yokrawvag created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yokrawvag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yokrawvag, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yokrawvag's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Yokrawvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Put Yokrawvag first in all things.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near hamsters while wearing turquoise trousers.

5. Do not step barefoot upon mauve earth.