Gedortxen is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, amazing wren.

Gedortxen created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedortxen, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gedortxen, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gedortxen's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gedortxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near hamsters while wearing yellow trousers and balancing four titanium spheres on your back.

2. Never fashion tools from ash.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never touch water while tainted.