Gidkopzogflat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, staggering weasel.

Gidkopzogflat created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Gidkopzogflat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidkopzogflat, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gidkopzogflat's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Gidkopzogflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after shrews.

2. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Remain bowed during prayer.

5. Never gather six pigs near doors.