Caphotdot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy mongoose.

Caphotdot created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Caphotdot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Caphotdot, she will turn you into a slug.

Caphotdot's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Caphotdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never speak at midday.

5. You must love Caphotdot.