Tailrakvol is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, flying swan.

Tailrakvol created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailrakvol, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tailrakvol, he will send minions to preach to you.

Tailrakvol's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tailrakvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not take Tailrakvol's name in vain.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Always count to six before sleeping.

5. Never touch water while blessed.