Gamfigstip is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient tortoise.

Gamfigstip created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gamfigstip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gamfigstip, it will torture you forever.

Gamfigstip's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gamfigstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Gamfigstip must be the most important thing in your life.