Tofjadbod Mildadlig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, cheerful snake.

Tofjadbod Mildadlig created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tofjadbod Mildadlig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tofjadbod Mildadlig, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tofjadbod Mildadlig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Tofjadbod Mildadlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not place gooseberries upon stone.

3. Always wash your legs before prayer.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.